And the World is Saved Yet Again!

*Warning*

**Animals in this story were in fact, actually harmed and some may easily misconstrue our definition of “survival of the fittest”, as animal cruelty. Contents of this story are based on true events (which I may have embellished a little…) that may give your children nightmares, but besides that…..it’s quite entertaining. You have been warned!**

On a night just like any other night the three superhero members of The Living Hope Africa Force relaxed in their secret lair located in the heart of West Africa. Each had had a fulfilling but tiring day of superheroing and were all ready to call it a night and let those who worked 24-7 like Superman, Wonder woman and God, take over for the evening. Little did they know, their evil archenemy MOUSE (The very name which undoubtedly sends chills down the spine of you the reader), planned a secret evil mission ~don don don~.

As Lazar (living under the secret identity of Lisa Dovale…not so secret anymore :S) and her Onyeocha husband Da Broom (aka Derek Dovale) rested peacefully, The HC (aka Abigail Ndukwe) settled herself in her own room.  As she meditated on the days events, she heard a noise coming from a bag resting on her desk.  The rustle of the bag didn’t worry her at first, and when it subsided she went back to her relaxing. 

~Rustle Rustle~

The sound came again, and this time she saw movement from the florescent pink plastic.  Instantly her superhero instincts kicked into gear.  She stood in fighting stance on her bed ready for whatever horrors were about to come her way.  And Oh the horrors that were unleashed!  Out from the bag jumped MOUSE…but at once The HC knew that this was not MOUSE in his ordinary form.  Her superhero knowledge ad skilled once again failed her not.  As MOUSE scurried away to a dark unknown corner of the HC’s room, he left a note which read:

          

“Today your days are numbered.  Prepare to face the wrath an my new evil self: MOUSE-ZILLA!”

Now for those with children, I urge you to cover their eyes at what is coming next.  MOUSE had changed himself into a horrific rat like evil rodent bent on the destruction of the Living Hope Africa Force.  Behold the sight they saw:

 

 

 

To the reader of this story, I apologize for the disgusting, frightful monstrosity your eyes have had to behold today.  I beg you to turn away from your fears and ask God for strength to continue with this story.  I assure you, that like every story with a villain, a hero is always there to save the day.( Examples:  Lex Luther and Superman, Goliath and David, Satan and God!).  And on this day, the mischievous bloodthirsty MOUSE-ZILLA not only had one hero to deal with, but THREE!  Using her echolocation calling gift she called upon the rest of the Living Hope Africa Force.  Although she could deduct that this demon mouse/rat ran into hiding in hopes of luring a three members into one room for their destruction, the HC knew that a greater force was working on the side of the L.H.A. Force.  She knew that today, his days were numbered!!!!

Sooner rather than later, Da Broom burst through the door.  Not knowing what trouble laid in front of him, he had picked up the first weapon he could get his hands on: An oval torpedo (which to normal human eyes, looked very much like a football).  Armed and ready to fight, the HC explained the situation to Da Broom.  Distressed about not knowing the exact whereabouts of MOUSE-ZILLA, the two members decided to call upon the third point of their indestructible three person triangle team, LAZER!  As Da Broom began flipping over furniture in an attempt at located the horrible fiend, the HC ran out to call LAZER!  In seconds the two amazing super women were back and ready for action.  LAZER held in her hand her most useful weapon, the beam of majestic light (which to many looked a lot like a flashlight).  By this time, Da Broom was holding a more familiar weapon, his trusty Whiskanator  which closely resembled a Nigerian broom.  He held the bristled area in his hand so that the heavy handle was the part which packed a heavy punch (he looked a lot like Thor with his mighty hammer!).  At this point, Da Broom had the couch in the HC’s room flipped so that the cushions were touching the ground and the bottom of the couch was in the air.  He tapped on the bottom of the couch with the broom.  A rustling sound was heard.  Once again he tapped on the mouse chewed surface, and again a rustling sound was heard.  MOUSE-ZILLA had been located!

In an attempt to scare him out, Da Broom flipped the couch over fast so that the bottom of the couch hit the ground fast.  Nothing.  Again Da Broom used his superhuman strength to flip the couch upside down and then back down on the ground fast and hard.  Nothing.  This technique didn’t seem to be working.  Da Broom had one more idea.  As the couch rested normally, he stepped on top of it, and jumped hard!  Out ran MOUSE-ZILLA! He scurried under the bed and made LAZER jump, however she only jumped because she was a little sceptical about MOUSE-ZILLA even being in the HC’s room.  Dow on his Da Broom went with LAZER and her flashlight.  They looked under the bed, and to their surprise….nothing!  The sneaky villain had used his superfast skills to escape! 

The team was left scratching their heads.  Was he in the closet?  No.  In the bathroom? No.  They all knew that MOUSE-ZILLA could not have possibly escaped.  There was only one place left to look.  Under the dresser!  Da Broom, using his amazing strength lifted the dresser, LAZER took out her beam of majestic light and shone it under the dresser.  One second went by….two….then on the third second……we realised that nothing was there.  That was the end of our adventure. 

Or was it!!!  As Da Broom rested the dresser back down, he was unconvinced that MOUSE-ZILLA was not there.  As he looked in one of the drawers as a last resort…out jumped MOUSE-ZILLA!  THE CANIVING MONSTER WAS STILL IN THE HC’S ROOM!!!!!!!! MOUSE-ZILLA jumped out and ran towards the bathroom.  The three fighters of all that is good, went running after him.  The bathroom.  MOUSE-ZILLA was trapped!!!!! As he hid in a corner one his mind was only able to think of his own stupidity of even attempting to attack just one member of the force.  As the door shut to the bathroom, Da Broom located, once again, MOUSE-ZILLA’s whereabouts.  They had him now.  On the count of three Da Broom moved the bucket he was hiding behind and MOUSE-ZILLA jumped out!  He ran as fast as his legs could carry him.  He attempted to crawl through little hole by the edge of the door to get out, and he actually succeed, but not before Da Broom smacked his backside hard with the top of the Whiskenator.  Luckily our trusty transport officer (who goes by T.O,) had heard all the commotion and was about to open the bathroom door to see what was going on.  His very presence scared MOUSE-ZILLA back into the bathroom.  It was the forces second chance for success.  MOUSE-ZILLA ran desperately for cover wherever his little legs could take him.  This ended up being behind the ceramic lid of the toilet tank.  The HC, with her super speedy reflexes, pounced and pushed the lid up against MOUSE-ZILLA.  But this wasn’t fully crushing him.  Da Broom made his way over to the lid.  As he moved it, MOUSE-ZILLA jumped up and out and ran out the door, and at the same time the toilet lid fell out of Da Broom’s hands and smashed into a million and one pieces.  MOUSE-ZILLA had slipped through the Forces fingers yet again!

As many of you know, the Force would not be the force without Jesus Christ, the Lord.  He is the creator of their special abilities, the strength to the team and the real hero of the team.  The team decided it was time for divine intervention.  A quick prayer was said and the team dashed out after MOUSE-ZILLA.  MOUSE-ZILLA came face to face with T.O yet again.  He managed to slow MOUSE-ZILLA down by stepping on him three times…….with his bare feet!  This scared MOUSE-ZILLA and in a last attempt to be safe he ran over to the couch.  Da Broom had flipped the couch over on its back so that MOUSE-ZILLA could not get back in to the couch by the bottom.  So this time, MOUSE-ZILLA ran under the back of the couch.  Knowing that this was her only chance to finally put an end to the evil MOUSE-ZILLA, the HC shouts out “IT’S OVER RAT!” and jumps onto the couch.  The battle had ended and the Force had won!  MOUSE-ZILLA had fallen…and when all hope seemed lost….The LIVING HOPE Africa FORCE brought hope where there was none. 

                                              THE END

Stay tuned for the next episode where the FORCE defeats a GIANT SPIDER!